Top 10 Favorite Break Up Movies

10. Chasing Amy

9. All The Real Girls

8. Up In The Air

7. Casablanca

6. Annie Hall

5. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

4. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

3. Better Off Dead

2. (500) Days Of Summer

1. High Fidelity

Top 11 Best Beards

11. Brian Posehn


10. Abraham Lincoln



9. Fidel Castro



8. Ernest Hemingway



7. Charles Darwin



6. Kenny Loggins

5. Karl Marx

4. Zach Galifianakis

3. Chuck Ragan

2. Paul Baribeau

1. Billy Murray

Top 10 Tobias Fünke Quotes

10. "For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, I can walk free of pain."

9. "Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth."

8. "Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."

7. "Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."

6. "I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

5. "You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."

4. "You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately."

3. "You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!"

2. "Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."

1. "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

My Life In Lists

All my life I've kind of been obsessed with making lists. Often I start lists in notebooks or in my head and never finish them or just throw them away when I'm done making them. This is where I'll be posting my more or less meaningless lists I create. I'll just be posting them as they come to mind with no regularly scheduled updates. List making will commence with the next post. Enjoy.